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Speed on the Beat Interviews: Open Mike Eagle

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Today's interview, it's one that's been a goal of mine for years. When I began recording again in 2012, 2013, one of the artists I vibed with was Open Mike Eagle. I loved the aesthetic he went for and championed his work. Around the time of Death of the King, when a couple people, when they heard my stuff, compared the vibes to the "art-rap" aficionado. I was honored by that; getting placed with your favorite artists is pretty humbling, regardless if it's from one person or twenty million. 

As the SpeedontheBeat.com site blossomed and my own confidence in things grew, I decided to do what any self-respecting artist would. I set out to interview the Chicago-born, LA-based artist, podcaster, and NIH contributor. Eagle's latest album, Hella Personal Film Festival, sees him team up with British producer Paul White to "break down the banalities and perils of the modern condition" over a "psychadelic strain of soul-funk, booming drums, and 21st century crate-digging in tropical attics of the imagination." If that doesn't get you hyped for this, I don't know what will. Before we begin, I want to give a huge shoutout to Stephanie Weiss for her help in making this happen. 

Speed: Instead of going through the “where did you get your start”/”who are your influences” questions, I want to know where the idea came about to work with the NIH regarding brain activity and freestyling?

Open Mike Eagle: A collaborator of mine named Daniel Rizik-Baer had noticed that the NIH had conducted research attempting to analyze the brain activity of people improvising on piano. He thought they might be interested in conducting the same study with freestyle rap instead. They were interested so they brought us in for a pilot study. Daniel and myself were the first humans to freestyle in an FMRI machine. We also ended up co-authoring the proper study.

Speed: Was it difficult to drop bars knowing that it was FOR SCIENCE?

OME: Nah. It was just difficult to keep my body and head perfectly still while attempting to rap. Never knew how much my brain depended on my body to be the metronome.

Speed: Has there been/will there be a follow-up study?

OME: [I'm] not sure if there needs to be one.

Speed: Hm, how come?

OME: I feel like they got the info they were looking for in terms of which areas of the brain are active and inactive during the ‘flow’ state.

Speed: "Flow state?"

OME: Their term, not mine (Ed. Note: If you're interested in reading this study, check it out here).

Speed: Mike, do you find the term “underground” to be limiting to the way people look at you?

OME: Nah it's just an old, dumb term; it doesn't apply the current economy. I think it's more accurate to call me "indie," or "alt" or something. "Underground" implies some DIY aesthetic or opposition to being heard that I don't have.

Speed: You put it like that and no artist should really want to be "underground," at least in the old way of thinking about the label. So, I’ve mentioned your style and presentation as being a heavy influence on my own. For those who are a bit unaware, could you explain a bit more about the “art rap” genre? Is there any set “specification” as to what qualifies as “art rap?”


OME: Yeah, the creator just needs to feel free to move how they want to move. [That means] either [being] free of the expectations of others or free to move in and out the influence of others’ expectations with awareness and will. Most of all, it's work that recognizes the value of one’s own individual experience and puts that front and center.

Speed: Can the philosophy be applied to any genre and present a similar result?

OME: I think so, yeah. I feel akin to certain filmmakers and writers and painters and magicians and pro wrestlers--anyone with a craft, really. That's especially (Ed. Note: emphasis added) if that craft involves selling work to the public. Creators that approach the work in this fashion are the ones I tend to gravitate to most.

Speed: True. I feel we’re moving more and more away from “traditional” rap with every track dropped,  regardless the artist. With that in mind, can/will the “alternative” become the norm, specifically within hip-hop?

OME: I think it is now. The top guys are all weirdos now. Kanye is a weirdo, Drake is sensitive and that's not weird...but it's never been something embraced at that level. Young Thug is super weird. expression is where it's at right now. If you look back through rap history, pop-rap used to be dancy trash with no skill involved. All the top guys now are weird and have to be able to rap well. [That's] thank[s to] Lil' Wayne, probably.

Speed: What do you say to up-and-coming underground artists who want to make their own niche-centric mark on “the game?”

OME: You'd have to unpack that question for me some.

SOTB: Fair. Well, what would you tell someone who does music?

OPM: With how it looks right now? I’d tell that person to stop. That goal [making their own niche-centric mark] seems too lofty for someone without a lot of money. All anyone can really do is try to put out work on the highest platform available and see what the humans do with it. Maybe that leads to that "niche-centric mark," maybe it leads to quitting. It's sort of hard to say.

Speed: True. It does depend on the person and the reception a lot of the times. Do you feel there's one artist and/or one producer you need to work with to feel completed, career-wise, or do you feel that you'll never be finished?

OME: I’ll never be done. I need to work with Prince Paul and DOOM, though. And then I need to be on WWE Raw, for some reason.

Speed: I mean, that's always a pretty good goal. Plus, I know you'd take Bo Rida to school (Ed. Note: Bo Rida was a parody persona adopted by WWE Superstar Bo Dallas in a rap battle with Flo Rida). But, where was your head at when working on your upcoming album Hella Personal Film Festival? Like, on the song “Check To Check” from the album, there was a sort of calmed anger underlying the track. It feels like a continuance of [2014's] Dark Comedy, but...something different at the same time.

Open Mike Eagle and British producer Paul White team up for Hella Personal Film Festival.

OME: It was in a dark, sweet place. In some fantasy marsh land in one of the bathrooms in Willy Wonka’s house.

Speed: Getting away from the music, will we get a second season of "Conversation Parade?" Or is it still a limited series? (Ed. Note: "Conversation Parade" is a podcast OME co-hosts which covers the animated series Adventure Time)

OME: There were two seasons already. A third is likely.

Speed: And now I've gotta revisit season two. Blame One-Punch Man for taking most of my time over the past year or so. But, on that note, what are your top five AT episodes?

OME: "You Forgot Your Floaties,""I Remember You,""The Lich,""The Comet," and "Evergreen."

Speed: Sweet list. I remember someone on Twitter asked you about another series, Steven Universe. Have you gotten to resample it yet? If so, have you been able to get into it?

OME: I've tried it a bunch. I like it, but something about it keeps me from investing in the way that people keep expecting me too. Maybe I just haven't gotten a handle on the story yet.

Speed: I get that, especially your comment about the story; I got into it myself heavy after my mom died, so I'm admittedly biased towards it. But, do you feel that cartoons can be used to discuss more complex topics, such as race, body positivity, etc. because they don't have to shoehorn in these topics as much?

OME: Yeah, man. It's a completely open forum, so there’s nothing stopping a cartoon from addressing any issue. Just depends on the willingness of the creators and the possibilities provided by the distribution platform.

Speed: Let's get political! With the presidency up for grabs, who do you feel would be best equipped to lead? Or do you feel that the choices this year aren't really that impressive as a whole?

OME: Me. Yeah, they all suck. Except Bernie. So, he should be my vice president.

Speed: What can we expect from Open Mike Eagle in the next few months/years, aside from continuing to kick ass musically?

OME: Lots of tweets, Tumblr posts, quiet freak-outs, and sweaty hugs.

Speed: Do you have any final shout outs to anyone?

OME: Shoutout to Paul White. Go get the album he and I just made.

Check out Hella Personal Film Festival on iTunes and via the Mello Music Group Bandcamp page.

New Music: @BigKRIT - So Bad

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Big K.R.I.T has a habit of dropping music when no one expects it and instantaneously makes listeners want more (as a disclaimer, I am a pretty big K.R.I.T fan. So, for me, whenever I get some new Krizzle, I tell all the world and wait with bated breath for the new album/mixtape). Fanboyisms aside, this track is exactly what I needed after taking some time off to commemorate the one year anniversary of my mom's death. The track serves as a continuance of the energy from November's It's Better This Way.



The two-part track features that soul-sampling goodness we've come to know K.R.I.T. for, but does so in a way that still feels brand new. Perhaps it's the double flip that feels like Kanye went down south for a couple years in the early 2000s mixed with, well, K.R.I.T. sensibilities. Released as a celebration of the fifth-year anniversary of R4, it makes me want some new K.R.I.T. in my rotation "so bad."

Yes, I went there. So what? It also makes me remember yesterday as a day of greatness, even in the face of sadness.

New Music: @Jay_Wyse - "Another Panda Freestyle"

You May Be Missing Out on Underground

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I'm the type of guy who doesn't fall head-over-heels in love with television shows too often. Perhaps it's because some of my favorites wound up canceled and/or falling off the tracks too soon (examples of this include Revolution, Arrested Development, Heroes, and countless others). Whatever the case may be, it usually takes a while for me to warm up to a series. Even Empire, a show whose praises I sing just as loud as its failures I dissect, took me a couple episodes to completely dive in. Up until this season, I can say that the only show of recent memory that pulled me in instantaneously was How To Get Away With Murder and that's mostly because Viola Davis is a GAWDESS when it comes to her acting prowess. 


Well, that and it focused on hot-button issues, such as race and sexuality, without becoming obsessed with them--to a degree. Oh, and Asher is actually, dudebro and all, one of my favorite characters on TV at the moment. He's like Suits' Louis Litt mixed in with some of my college friends (in other words, he's goofy and has great intentions with very crappy execution).


Suffice to say, HTGAWM is a show that grabbed my attention like no other.

That is, until I found Underground, a series created by Heroes writers Misha Green and Joe Pokaksi that focuses on the Underground Railroad, slavery, and a bevy of "we need to talk about these things now" topics. 


Featuring an amazing ensemble cast including Jurnee Smollett-Bell, Christopher Meloni, and Aldis Hodge, the series recently debuted on WGN to pretty rave reviews. For those who've yet to be initiated, Underground tackles race relations and slavery in a way that's typically unseen when discussing these topics. As Hodge said in a recent interview with TVLine, it's a series that allows "this culture, black enslaved Americans, [to be] celebrated and beautified." The characters aren't exactly just "woe is me because slavery" caricatures. They're, three episodes in, pretty fleshed-out people, on both sides of the issue (slaves and those who choose to help them and slavers/slavecatchers).

Without giving too much away, Christopher Meloni's August Pullman is pretty morally ambiguous to the point you kind of hate-cheer him at times. For instance, watch his badassery in the first episode...then wait for his reappearance about twenty minutes later. You'll see what I mean. On the opposite side, you've got Smollett-Bell's Rosalee, who isn't as doe-eyed as she appears. There's some fire behind that docile exterior. All in all, these characters feel real, and I feel the weight of their actions.

On top of the overall (smart) badassery of many characters, the eclectic soundtrack stands out. It's bold in a way that still makes sense. It's jarring to hear "Wicked Games" play during a slave party, but it works. Oh, my God, does it work!

But, in the midst of midseason debut fever and the series' awesome, many potential fans haven't had a chance to catch it. Is it because we "live in a 'post-racial' society" and it's impolite to talk about slavery? I'd like to think that's a foolish accusation. This so-called "post-racial" society is the perfect time to have a series like this. Why? Because racism is still alive and well. How can we combat the sins of our forefathers if we don't acknowledge they happened? And Underground does that in a way that's fresh and inventive.

I'm trying not to sound too fanboyish, mainly because many shows I "cape" for, they go off the rails instantaneously. Well, that and I like to be somewhat objective when reviewing series. But, go watch Underground. If you haven't seen it, you're missing out on some great television

New Music: @RavenFelix x @SnoopDogg x @NefThePharaoh - "Hit the Gas"

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From Artist Rep:

Taylor Gang's Raven Felix teams up with Snoop Dogg and Nef The Pharaoh for the banger "Hit The Gas," which serves as the lead track from Mike Epps & George Lopez's new movie Meet The Blacks, hitting theaters Friday. Produced by Tekneek, J Dialect & League of Starz, the Deon Taylor-directed video features extensive appearances from Mike Epps, Lil' Duval and Michael Blackson. "Hit The Gas" also will appear on Raven's upcoming Valifornication, as the 20-year-old Los Angeles native from the San Fernando Valley is primed to have a breakout year in 2016.

New Music: @BrysonTiller x @TheWeeknd - "Rambo (Remix)"

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Anytime we get some new Weeknd, it's a good day. Add in the fact that he and Bryson Tiller collaborated to create this haunting boast of awesome and you've got a great day and it's not even noon yet. Check it out below and be sure to support Weeknd's BBTM and Tiller's TRAPSOUL.

Speed on the Beat's (Some of the) Ones To Watch in 2016

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Like any self-respecting journalist worth his weight in salt (and, depending on when you ask me, that's a slightly fluctuating weight), I've been out and about listening to artists and their music. Why? Because while I didn't discover The Weeknd or Logic, I can help discover the next big thing. Some of these artists have been featured on the site before. Guidelines to being featured on this list are as follows:

  1. You must have put out new music in the past year
  2. You can be from anywhere (so, no. It's not a full-out DMV love fest, even though I love the DMV).
  3. If you've reached out to me, you've legitimately reached out to me and not just dropped a bunch of links in my inbox. I can't really rock with artists who do that.
  4. This list will evaluate you on your music, not if you're BFFs with me or something. 

Pretty simple, right? Well, let's begin. Please note that this list is not in any specific numerical order. Nor is it definitive. I REPEAT, THIS LIST IS NOT IN ANY REAL ORDER, NOR IS IT DEFINITIVE! If you didn't make the list, that doesn't necessarily mean I don't rock with your music. It just means that there've been a LOT of artists to pop up in my view over the past year-plus. And, again, as this is not a definitive list, it can be edited as the year goes on. Hell, I may actually add in some non-rap-influenced acts if someone catches my attention.

Charlie Too Much (@TooMuchCharlie)


I met Charlie a year-plus ago through a concert he did at Looney's College Park. As I've said on many occasions, the young man's got talent and can switch up from the rappity-rap to some melodic harmonies if needed. It seems like people are becoming wise to what I've known for the past 12-plus months. The dude's legit, hopping on tracks with artists such as XXL Tenth Spot nominee Jay IDK. Be on the lookout for his #NoFilters project, dropping soon.



Tate Kobang (@Tate_Kobang)


You can't really have a list of this manner this year without having Tate Kobang on it. The Baltimore native burst onto the national scene with "Bank Rolls," a flip of the classic Tim Trees song of a similar name (if you've never heard Tim Trees' version, stop what you're doing now and listen to it. It's a thing of beauty, like Trees' discography of Baltimore-flavored hip-hop). While Kobang has been out in the area for a minute, many people gave him the look he deserved after hearing "Bank Rolls," which was followed up with "Oh My" and an upcoming album.




For real, the Baltimore-centric hip-hop scene is deep...

For instance, Jay VerzeJay Wyse, Lee Mitty, and Eva Rhymes (f/k/a Jinxxx) (below) all come from the Baltimore region. And they all bring something to the table that isn't the norm. They approach their music in unique ways that usually work in catching your ear. For instance, Eva is about a Lauryn Hill-esque approach to her tracks, effortlessly singing on the hook before coming back and cracking your head in with some poignant bars. Mitty, from what I've heard of her thus far, is often more of a straight spitter. She opts to attack the beat in a way that'd make even the most-chauvinistic of dudes double back and say "damn, she can spit." All in all, the artists I've listed each represent what makes Baltimore unique and beautiful musically.


But, that's before we go back to the Mullymans, Skarr Akbars, Bossmans, Rod Lees and other legends of the area. There, don't say I never fucked with your music, Baltimore. I rock with the entire scene (from rap to club to alt-rock and everywhere in between). I'm putting it, as a whole, on here because people tend to overlook Baltimore's music scene.

Ezko (@goezko)


Like Baltimore has a lot of talent, the Dope Music Village collective has a lot of artists you can listen to and vibe with. For instance, Brain Rapp and Nature Boi further proved that they're a formidable duo with "Jada & Styles" earlier this year. The whole collective deserves a +1 in my book. So, it's only right that someone from the DMV (who's also from the DMV) get a spot on this list. Ezko, like Tate Kobang, has been at this music shit for a while. But, it was his Sleep EP that got my attention. The 10-track album feels fresh and from a good place. That's something you can't always say about artists, newer or otherwise. 


A-F-R-O (@Afro_allflows)


While this is a bit of a controversial choice (A-F-R-O has been everywhere the past couple years, even appearing in the VH1 pilot movie The Breaks), he's still an "on the come-up" artist in some ways. He's an incredible lyricist that doesn't just bust out a bunch of rhyming words because reasons. Plus, he's still young. If he's dropping the stuff he is at 18, I can only imagine what he'll be like when he hits his prime. I just need him to drop an album on new beats.




Raven Felix (@RavenFelix)


I've championed Raven's music since coming across her via a MyLikes ad back when that was a thing. It's fun but still can pack a wallop of an emotional message. However, the twenty-something Valley native and Taylor Gang affiliate still brings a sound that's pretty unique which finds its origins from a wide variety of artists, as she told me in our first interview in 2013. She knows her way around a beat as well. Raven's music, specifically her Snoop and Nef The Pharaoh collabo "Hit the Gas," has been featured in venues such as the recently released Meet the Blacks flick. Not bad for a "bad lil' bish from the valley."



Team DAR (@TeamDAR)


Team DAR is full of dope-ass lyrics and they let the fun shine through on any track. As a disclosure, yes, I do work with DAR on a regular basis (mainly in a writing capacity for the DefineaRevolution.com site). However, their placement on this list is more about their diversity than anything. Translation: I don't do nepotism, folks. Anyhow, you get your rappity-rap bars with True, your existentialist smoker thought with Apollo, and then your lyrical turn-up with AX. But, the key to DAR is the ability of its members to switch roles on the fly, with AX sometimes bringing the lyrical heavy-lifting while True'll get on some straight up "ignorant shit." All in all, your ears'll thank you if you peep some of their stuff.
 

dvsn (@dvsndvsn)


At this point, I think it's safe to say that dvsn is going to blow. They've got this 90s R&B feel to them that sounds as fresh as it does throwback-y. The duo is signed to OVO Sound, so, like A-F-R-O, it may be a "controversial choice." However, their music backs up this placement. They're soulful, sleek, and downright awesome.

see.francis (@seefrvncis)


The NJ native came across my radar a couple months ago and hasn't left since. With songs such as "All I Wanted," see hits the sweet spot between "real talk" and something that actually sounds great in music.



Fat Trel (@FATTREL)


Another "controversial" choice, given his affiliation with MMG, but Trel does have something about him. In prep for an upcoming interview with Angela Byrd, creator of MadeintheDMV, she and I discussed Trel's ability to connect with his audience in a way some artists lack. Byrd ain't lie to me yet, and she hasn't started now. Say what you may about his content being graphic or whatever, you can't deny that this man has that skill to bring people into his world.



Charlie Heat (@GOODWorkCharlie)


Do I really need to discuss why Charlie is on this list? From working with Lil Uzi Vert (someone you should check out as well) to Kanye West, this guy's been everywhere over the past year or so--and rightfully so. His beats bang.

Justin Justice (@JusXJustice)


For more info on Justin, check out Drizzle's PA review of his music in the our first indie showcase.

So, here we have it, some of the artists you should keep an eye on in the coming months and beyond. Again, this is not a definitive, written in stone list. Names'll probably be added (hopefully none will be taken away) as the months pass. But, above all, check these artists out and, if you rock with them, support their releases. 

WIRTB Review: The Honeymooners (2005)

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Ok, now that we got our steaming pile of "Hayzus de Crisco, why the balls did that happen" out of the way with my Pluto Nash review, I figured I'd begin this "season" of WIRTB with a movie that everyone likes. I mean, it's fun and great to shit on horrible films, but I'm SOTB, dammit! We can look at Pulp Fiction and say it was an over-the-top, unnecessary shitstorm that was a horrible "urban" reboot of a classic sitcom made only to capitalize on the waning big budget marketabilities of Cedric the Entertainer, post-Barbershop and Mike Epps, post-Friday, but pre-beef with Kevin Hart.


...wayment, that's not Pulp Fiction at all. Well, now that I started, there's no need to stop. So, let's put on our thinking caps and see why the fuck did this shit happen. Let's look at 2005's The Honeymooners reboot to answer our favorite question: was it really that bad?


The Honeymooners '05 is one of those bad films that people tend to forget about, which, in some ways, makes it worse than Pluto Nash right off the bat. Potentially made to capitalize on the resurgence of Black-centric films (read: everything from Diary of a Mad Black Woman to Brown Sugar to the Wesley Jonathan stinker Crossover, possibly one of the worst basketball movies ever made) and audiences' need to get all nostalgic because reboots are still a thing, Honeymooners '05 follows the same formula as the '50s sitcom, except (surprise!) our main characters are Black now. Yay diversity. When they said Black Lives Mattered, I didn't think they meant Black Lives Matter enough to get them in shitty reboots. I din't think it meant "Black Lives Matter, until they share time with a damn greyhound. Then, all bets are off." But, what do I know?

Before this pieces goes even further down the political trail, let me reel it back in. Better yet, let's look at the trailer for the amazing genre-breaking film and see the greatness play out visually. Ok, if we just look at the trailer itself, we can see a couple things are already setting this movie up to fail from the jump. But, let's talk the movie itself.


First up, Mike Epps plays the idiot sidekick who ends up manning up to help solve the Big Bad Problem in the end (again). I know that Mike Epps was cool as Day Day in the last two Friday films, but, three years after Friday After Next, I'd expect some form of growth from his characters. 

No? 

Am I asking too much to see actors do something aside from the same shit for thirty movies? Do I expect too much from Mike Epps himself, since I'd think he wouldn't want to take these roles anymore and branch out as an artist? Am I putting too much blame on Paramount for greenlighting this turd? I don't know. But the point is this: Mike Epps as the idiot sidekick has limited mileage. And I like Mike Epps. "Snapback Pussy" is still laugh-out-loud funny. I just want him to give/get something, film-wise, that's a bit more developed than "oh, he comedian. He funny hurrdurrr."

Hilariously enough, ten-plus years later, we're getting Mike Epps as the idiot lead in films such as Meet the Blacks. So, I guess that someone, somewhere, at 4:47 in the morning wants to see Mike Epps be Day Day still. But, as groan-inducingly awful as Meet the Blacks was, at least Meet the Blacks had Paul Mooney in it for a second interacting with Epps. Honeymooners '05 doesn't even have that.

Now, the second problem (of many, but I'll keep it somewhat short) with this film is that it's a PG-13 film stuck in a PG rating.


What this means is that we, pretty much, get Foodfight!-caliber uncomfortable moments because why-the-hell-not. You have Cedric and Mike--oh, I mean, Ralph and Ed (Jackie Gleeson must be rolling in his grave)--talking about asses and making sexual innuendos in a movie that shares a rating with The LEGO Movie. We get a movie that takes the buddy comedy dynamic of Ralph and Ed and turns it up for "modern audiences" that's placed in the same category as Inside Out

What type of weird-ass Bizarro World logic are we working with? I mean, it's not bad enough that you've got to make this movie. But then to systematically lump this fuckshit in with kid flicks because it's not exactly PG-13 (even though it's pretty much PG-13)? Get the hell outta here. I feel the film could've worked a bit better if it wasn't stuck within the PG rating. Not by much, but there probably would've been at least one funny moment that wasn't ironically funny.

The third problem is, well, the movie itself. It doesn't work. In 2005, we're supposed to believe that Ralph and Ed, two Black men in New York, are going to go to a dog racing track for a get-rick-quick scheme involving dog racing? Well, I mean, I guess it's not dog fighting. But, had this movie came out maybe 18 months later, we probably would've gotten a couple Michael Vick jokes.

Additionally, the characters and the script are cut-outs in the worst way. Now, I love Regina Hall.


I used to have her KING magazine cover (above). She's a vastly underrated actress and is all sorts of smart and beautiful. Plus, she was born in D.C., so there's that DMV connection. However, it seems like the director, John Schultz, just told her "ok, remember how you were in Scary Movie? Well, be like that but keep it PG." And, expectedly, it falls hard. Gabrielle Union, as Alice, isn't much better. Overall, the writing feels less Honeymooners and more like Good Times-meets-Kenan & Kel (there's a breakdancing scene where Ralph and Ed try to make money from bustin' a move). 


And, by the end of it all, it's less "what the shit did I just watch" and more "why the fuck should I care?" Sure, everything's a bit better and lessons are learned, but...you're left worrying less about will they stick in the future and more about "did they even stick just now?!"

So, is Honeymooners '05 really that bad? Well, fundamentally, it works. It's just a bad combination of reigned-in over-the-topness mixed with a big heap of "meh." It was just unnecessary and pretty boring. And, as I've always said, you can have a shit film. But, to have a shit film that's also boring on top of its insane clusterfuckiness? It never works. And Honeymooners '05, while not the worst movie I've seen

Japanese producer TOYOMU crafts his own TLOP

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Hat tip goes out to Anthony Fantano, the Internet's busiest rap nerd, for introducing this eclectic mix of "whoa" into my life. So, as you may know, TIDAL isn't available in every country yet (it's like Deezer in that way, except probably going to see a worldwide release). Because of this, people in countries such as Japan can't stream TLOP. When that sort of thing happens, you get people trying to piecemeal the album together through leaks and streams. Usually. Producer TOYOMU decided to go a step further and create his own TLOP, complete with a Japanese-language version of "I Love Kanye" and a recreation of "No More Parties in L.A." that's equal parts ingenious and creepy, mainly because of its use of speech-generating device-like elements. 

The whole album plays like MissingNo. decided to drop something to break the internet with. And that's not a bad thing at all. As a purveyor of trippy production and DIY approaches to this music thing, I applaud it. As a guy who likes some tasty jams, I say "check it out."

New Visuals: @RichieCap1 feat. @BIGKRIT - "Blessings"

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I think it's safe to say that today is a K.R.I.T. day. After appearing on the remix of Dee-1's "Against Us," we're blessed (pun intended) with another K.R.I.T. collabo. The Cap 1-manned track features Cap and K.R.I.T. waxing over some soulful production about, well, needing religion and blessings in the face of insanity.

Rem's Rant: The Balloon Theory

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I would like to start off by apologizing for the delay of this post. It took some experiencing to be able to convey to you in explicit detail just what my "Balloon Theory" is. Although it's nothing more than representational, it's directly geared towards the constant and daily struggle with what we have all been programmed to believe from an early age. So, no, this is nothing more than a exploitation of ignoring our subconscious. As children, how do we feel about balloons? What do they mean to us? Are they actually anything more than something to look at? Is it anything more than the fascination of what gravity has no effect on? Or is it that we’re so enticed by how something so meaningless meant so much to us as children. It’s a fucking piece of rubber that you fill with air. How much can that really mean?

Well, here’s the interpretation:

When a balloon flies away, where does it go? Fact would tell us that a balloon penetrates different atmospheres until it eventually runs out of air and falls from the sky. That’s what we know. But, more figuratively and philosophically speaking, we have no fucking clue. And, as children, how long does that really bother us? No one’s ever cried because they lost a balloon because it took absolutely nothing to replace it. And for the daredevil in some of us, sometimes, we let it go voluntary just to see where it goes whilst never breaking the stride of the normal day to day thinking about where it would end up. It is that would-be daredevil in me that’s prompted me to shine a light, so to speak, on why we, as adults, have ignored what we have all been programmed to do: the art of letting go!


Over the course of this post I’ll be covering a plethora of different topics or “balloons” if you will, that we may have a hard time letting go. I would like to formally thank the artistic genius and hometown homie, Joccy Baker for the forthcoming art attached to this post. Being blessed to have a multitude of directions to pull inspiration from through visual expression in my opinion is essential to a creative process. So as the paintings inspire me, I shall cover just how they correlate to what we have a struggle parting with.


Temptation:
First up is one of my personal favorites and what I believe to be a commonality for us all. Letting go of temptation is vital for the sole reason that it is used as a diversion. Something there to take you away from your immediate focus for personal pleasure. When is the last time you felt organically tempted? Or even, the last time you walked into a room and said “oh wow, the temptation is so thick, I could cut it with a knife.” Corny, I know, but it's an atmosphere orchestrated to be a distraction and it always tends to come in the form of everything you could ever want. Why else would it be so tempting?


Inhibitions:
Also something commonly held onto, I’m sure some of you are wondering what the hell inhibitions are. I am in no way, shape, or form intending to insult anyone’s intelligence who may already know where I’m going with this but for my people that don’t care for the dictionary, it's simply a feeling that makes one self conscious and unable to act in a relaxed and natural way. So in layman's terms, whatever is keeping you from being the best you.


Love:
The more obvious and apparent of all the balloons and third on my list. I believe that it is just as pivotal as the aforementioned two. We all have toxic situations that we need to let go but have you actually stopped think about how love really works? It's the one emphasized emotion among them all that we feel that we’re supposed to hold on to. I am “supposed” to own this love that is meant to be given away…There lies the problem, the contradiction itself that says “I can hold onto what’s meant to be given away."

Love is the one balloon that is meant for the daredevil in you. It's the one that as a child you let go when your mother isn't looking just to see how high it would go knowing that she would be upset. But seeing something fly so high and freely was worth the anger wasn't it? The one you never cried over because you knew it could be easily replaced. Love can be replenished but how can that be so if not for being depleted first.

Are you following me yet?


Greed: 
“He who buys more than he needs steals from himself.” It's pretty self-explanatory.


Stress: 
What seems to be the heaviest of the balloons is still just a balloon nonetheless. Perception has forced us to believe that stress is heavy enough to crumble beneath. But, even this is voluntary when factoring in the likelihood of something you create controlling you. Stress has everything to do with what we are receptive to meaning it can only get to you if allow it...henceforth, why we must not ignore just what we are capable of doing to ourselves.


Self Doubt: 
Make no mistake, every figurative balloon comes in two forms and life’s lesson is in you being able to decipher which is what. The two forms of balloons are “indoor and outdoor." The outdoor balloon represents all the things we both consciously and self consciously let go of without the intention of ever seeing again. Meanwhile, the indoor balloon represents the control we wish to have over things that need to inevitably be let go of.

Can you guess which of the two is more difficult to let go of? The control of the indoor balloon is parallel to the concept of insanity. The balloon’s sole purpose to ascend is hindered by our need to let it go but remain in our possession. Even as we watch the balloon lose air it never loses its intended purpose, so why are we selfishly impeding that? Whether it's a debt, an insecurity, an ex, or the mass’ opinion if you treat these things as nothing more than a balloon needed to be let go, it's impossible for them to weigh on you.


For more on the theory, follow the hashtag #TheBalloonTheory on social media.

PA Vol. 37: Self-Betterment in Light of Fuck-Ups

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We're back.



For thirty-six volumes, Drizzle Sez and I (with the occasional Gingawd and/or True God appearance) have given you the real so raw, some of you may've gotten pregnant from it. So, for "season" two of PA, we're hitting harder and better than before. PA, short of Profound Assholes, is a series on SpeedontheBeat.com where (usually) Drizzle Sez and I talk some hot-button issues and give our two cents. Reader discretion is advised, as these raw discussions can veer into the NSFW category...but you already knew that. If we get you to think about things, even if we pissed you off, we did our jobs. 

Today, we're talking self-improvement through fuck-ups.

Drizzle: So why was Shaq at WrestleMania again?


Speed: I guess WWE wanted to connect with the kids and the casuals or something? I mean, they did just put Snoop in their Hall of Fame. I don't know. Shaw in a wrestling ring is as unneccesary and stupid as Wilt Chamberlain shilling Trojans or Hank Williams Jr. dropping a pro-BLM song.

Drizzle: Kayfabe?

Speed: It's thrown completely out the window when fucking SHAQ is in the ring. Then again, it is sports-entertainment in WWE's eyes. Anything can happen and viewers have to accept it because it's all about kayfabe.

Drizzle: It's just like a rap concert.

Speed: Except you've gotta replace rappers with shirtless men jumping arou...nd. Actually, it's exactly like a rap concert. Add in the celebrity cameos, the larger than life personas, the multi-millionaires knowing what's "best for business" and you've got rap and wrestling in a nutshell.

Drizzle: Pretty much. So, check my last tweets.

Speed: I was just about to ask you about them. One of your exes dropped a sex tape? I'm, sadly, about 3/80th curious as to how that whole thing went down.

Drizzle: Nah. She got revenge porned.

Speed: Shit. That sucks. But why?

Drizzle: Don't care. Commentators are eating her alive, though. Dude called her a "lowdown bitch who gave him syph."

Speed: Shit. Wait, what? Syph? All I've gotta say to that is...


Drizzle: Well, I heard about that a while ago. Because dude called me wrecking over it. And I was just like "I don't have syphilis, so...she's jumpin' on you, bruh." Now, the revenge porn dropped yesterday. And nah, I won't be posting a link. You that separate to see something fucked up, go and Twitter search it. Niggas is trignorant. And the girls are worse. They drop in the "he's an asshole" comments right next to shit that screams "hey girl. You should call your ex. He never shat on you."

Now, I bring that up not to rag on her, but to say something. The comments and whatnot, they made me think about life, post-her. Here's all these people out there shaming her and I think "hey, how am I doing?" And that brought me to this conclusion" when this one girl broke up with me, it might've been the best thing to ever happen to me.

Speed: Because you don't have syphilis?

Drizzle: Well, yes. But, it's more than that. Her dropping my ass made me a better person. Real talk, it made me a better person for three reasons.

First, it, ironically, made me a better boyfriend. Now, let's be honest. I ain't perfect. No one is. So, obviously, I wasn't perfect in that relationship. I could've been more attentive to her needs. That alone could've stopped her from going to the other nigga. I could've listened more. I could've spoke more. Hell, I could've just tried to generate more common ground between she and I.

Her leaving me for him, it made me realize that I wasn't putting in effort in my relationship. Which, you know, that's something you need to do. Now to our second point.

Two, it made me realize my own potential. In my relationship, I became terribly complacent. I'm not even talking about within the confines of the relationship. I mean myself. Bruh, I was gaining wait, sitting in a stagnant job, drifting through school.

Speed: Shit, you even went off the grid a lot more than you used to. It was like a year-or-so gap where we didn't really even talk like that.

Drizzle: I was coasting through and think I was burned out by shitty circumstances that you already know about. So, when she dumped me and poured out all the reasons why I suck, I was mad...but I heard her. Negus, you saw me on Monday. I may not look it, but I've lost 40 pounds since she dumped me. Forty pounds, dude. My bench is up to 250. And on Monday, you also saw me pick up a rapist by his neck.

Speed: You seem a lot healthier since this chick left. Less, I don't know, willing to settle and just be like "fuck it all. This is how shit is just gonna be. Lemme take it."

Drizzle: I'm getting my first master's by the end of the summer. I've been promoted out the ass. I'm buying a house in HoCo.

Speed: "And you, too, can do this if you don't settle for bullshit."

Drizzle: Yeah, man. I buckled down and realized I wasn't doing what I was capable of. I'm still playing catch-up. But, I'm better physically, mentally, socially, etc. So, ex girlfriend, thank you for making me try to be better.

Speed: And point three?

Drizzle: Thirdly, and this is a big one. Her absence and my changes because of it, they allowed the entrance of one of the best things that's happened in my life.

Speed: I'm happy for you. I mean, you're happy. You've got a love of your life around you. You're not completely losing your marbles over small shit. All in all, you're improving, which is great. It makes me believe in humanity. But, it also makes me wonder how you would've stayed if you and...Revenge Porn girl...kept going.

Drizzle: I probably would've gotten a lot worse. But the absolute point is this: a thing that I had dropped on me so hard was a thing that made me infinitely better. Now, I wanted to avoid this, but...it's comparison time! Everyone who knows me, in real life, they say I've gotten so much better. Yet, it doesn't seem to be going well for others who were so adamant about saying "hey Drizzle. You're fucking up." I feel great, amazing even. They, however, are still spinning their wheels.

Speed: Or being revenge porned, which is something we don't condone. So, lemme get on my story time tip for a bit. Now, a couple years back, I decided to, as many of you know, completely go off the rails. I also fully embraced my "hoeizm," as the kids said a couple months back. What I did was kind of just get it in with some randoms on the random. Willingly, of course, because fuck rape and rape culture.

I ended up dating one of these women and I thought things were going well. However, I started to realize how fucked up I really was. I was drinking a lot more, shutting myself off from my friends and family, doing a bunch of reckless-ass shit. It took this chick calling me a drunk and telling the cops to keep me detained after a traffic stop and shit for me to say "hey, I'm fucking up and I don't like it. Fuck that shit. I've got a kid to look out for and people who depend on me to not be all foggy and uneven and shit.

Now, today, I'm not perfect. God, no. But, I'm happier. I'm more stable mentally. I'm not just drinking all the time or putting my dick into whomever because reasons or "oh, I can only love you through my dick." Sometimes, you've gotta lose to win in the end. You've got to hit the concrete to see if you can really bounce back like roundball.

Drizzle: Hov reference. Nice. But, people need to not drag their feet and actually tell people when they're fucking up. The fuck-ups will actually hear you...that is, if they open their ears and accept that, sometimes, they are actually fuck-ups.

The basis of it all is this: we made the gap between cause and effect. The whole "I'm not happy with myself,""I'm not doing what I should be,""It's hurting me." Leave others' opinions out of it. When you see it yourself, act, motherfucker! That girl leaving me was the best thing that happened to me because it made me realize my faults. And I made myself better because of it through sheer willpower.

Speed: True. You've gotta see that shit and accept it, though. If you don't--or can't--do that, you're gonna be stuck like this:


And with that, readers. We're back. Did you miss us? Oh well, we're back anyway to give you that raw. So, remember. If we didn't piss you off and make you think, we ain't doin' it right.

RoboCop: Underrated or Intentionally Overlooked?

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If you know me, you know a couple things. I like to be a profound asshole, I speak my mind (even when it gets me ire from Twitter), and I have a soft spot in my heart, at times, for Kanye West's 2008 album 808s and Heartbreak. Is it a perfect album? Oh, God, no. Like this year's TLOP and 2013's YEEZUS, 808s tries too hard to be different at some points. When it hits its mark, however, you get that genius that people sometimes overrate Kanye on. However, it's an album that, like it or not, changed the landscape of hip-hop forever. But, I'm not here to argue about whether or not 808s helped bring "emo rap" or "Auto-Tune bars" to the mainstream. For starters--and enders--a good portion of the album wasn't even "rap," in the traditional, 16-bar-verse/8-bar-chorus/repeat sense. And, well, Auto-Tune rap was in the mainstream before Kanye dropped 808s thanks to artists such as Lil' Wayne.

No, I'm here to talk about the track that spearheads the second part of the album, even if Kanye--to some pundits--drops lines as if he hasn't even seen the movies the song is named after.

Yep, we're talking "RoboCop."


As a disclosure, "RoboCop" is one of my favorite Kanye beats (I'll get into why in this piece, as well). So, excuse me if I teeter over into "caping" territory for this track. But, when I first heard the leaked version of it, I fell in love with it almost instantly. Its mix of modern hip-hop sensibilities (discussing relationships, infidelity, a kick-heavy drumline that plays like heaven when you've got your bass settings cranked up, etc), pseudo-DITC sampling (the track did a great, albeit slightly simple, interpolation of Patrick Doyle's "Kissing in the Rain" from the Great Expectations OST, a track that, while beautiful and cinematic, hasn't really been touched much in hip-hop samples, even down to the DIY producers), and Kanye's heightened, Auto-Tuned emotions hit home for me.


At the time of 808s' release, I'd lost my father a few months prior and was going through a rough patch with my significant other. Like Kanye dealing with his mom's death and the lost-and-found game his love life played with him in 2008, I could connect with the feelings displayed in the song. I could identify with lines such as "you're like the girl from Misery," as I was still young and dumb and finding my way to--and through--love, like Kanye at the time (sorry, Ye. Don't insta-ban my life from the Internet).

On top of that emotional connection, the song itself is just beautifully done, with its mix of club-esque drums, the robotics sounds and the Doyle sample, creating a feeling of impending triumph through the doom-and-gloom of calling/dealing with someone you see as a "RoboCop." The song's lyrics, like the "Misery" line, they created that "I'm going through it. Pray I figure it out with this girl--either through leaving her or accepting her ways" feeling that so many young people go through. In some ways, "RoboCop" was a song of the "Millennial" mindset. It's bold and brash and has something (potentially) profound to say. However, it's still a bit insecure in its place in the world and details how it's working out its kinks (even if that involves, in some ways, dissing an ex).

When the album version dropped and the robotics sounds were removed--and the mix was a bit cleaner (adding in the "you're just an L.A. girl" outro)--I, at first, was disheartened. Sure, it was the same track, for the most part. But, the robotics sounds helped to flesh out those feelings of isolation, of despair, of straight-up fear of the unknown in relationships. However, when the Doyle sample hit during the chorus, immediately, I said to myself "Speed, the song is still one of the greatest Kanye beats I've heard, simple or not."

Over the years, "RoboCop" and its parent album, they've gotten a combination of a bad rep and a status as being part of that "Lost Kanye" period between 2007's Graduation and 2010's MBDTF. Some even point to this era as the starting point of Kanye's transformation from 'Ye to YEEZUS, therefore causing the album to leave a somewhat sour, completely confusing taste in the mouth of listeners and critics. Hell, even Kanye put the video for the track on the shelf, only for pieces of it to leak a few years back.


It is through this uncertainty and confusion about the album that I'd like to offer up the following.

Aside from "RoboCop" being one of my favorite Kanye beats, it's potentially one of the greatest Kanye beats of all-time.


I know what you're thinking (or have a pretty good idea as to what you're thinking). But, seriously, think about it.

It took Kanye out of a comfort zone (as the events leading up to this album did as well). Before 808s and "RoboCop," we came to know Kanye as simply the boombap, soul-sampling guy from Chicago. Even when he flipped something like Blackjack's "Stay" for "A Dream" or the same group's "Maybe It's The Power of Love," there was still that sped-up soul sample feel to it. On "RoboCop," he left the sample speak more than his ability to chop and speed it up to high heaven. The drums on the track feel like prototypes for his work on MBDTF.

On top of this still, the rise-and-fall of the melody and accompanying drums plays so well into what Kanye's speaking on throughout the track. It does so in a way that we hadn't really seen from Kanye at that point. In all honesty, while Kanye's lyrics and beats had been top-notch to that point, we often saw him competing with himself, going overboard on tracks he didn't need to.

For instance, Graduation saw Kanye remix an older track that'd been floating around for years and recycle some ideas because...I guess he finally found a place for them (examples of this include "Homecoming," as the track was originally recorded in the early 2000s for College Dropout as "Home" and featured John Legend versus Chris Martin). On "RoboCop," there's a perfect blend of Kanye's lyrics and his production that felt both familiar and entrancingly different. It's, by no means, Kanye's best outing lyrically. From a strictly lyrical standpoint, the track does lack. But, what he does say is only enhanced by the cinematic orchestra of feels this beat gives us in a manner that we saw used over and over in MBDTF, an album people consider to be Kanye's magnum opus.


Does it border on the line of "hokey?" In some ways, it does. Oh, my God, does it border on "hokey" at times. I mean, as lovely as the sample is, it's still from Great Expectations. But, it's that honesty, that acceptance of the hokey elements of the track, that allow it to be, for me, one of Kanye's best beats.

Now, I'm not asking you to say "oh, yeah! SOTB!!! is right. I'm an idiot for ever doubting this song or this album." No, never that. However, the next time you go and want to make a list of great Kanye beats, give this 2008 diamond in the awkward rough a listen and, maybe, even a consideration. You owe it to yourselves as Kanye--and music--fans.

Until next time, guys.

Reyna Means Queen: An Interview with the "Queen of Nudes"

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Reyna is an enigma.


That was my initial take on the 21-year-old college student who took social media by storm with a simple leaked snapshot and a Vine. That is, if you call an impromptu make-out session with a female friend which, at its peak, was looped millions of times "simple." In the two-plus years since that original Vine, the young woman has, in her words, gone through a lot. 

With events ranging from unwanted attention to breakups, from typical college student happenings to becoming one of the more-interesting personalities on Snapchat, Reyna has made a quiet niche for herself between the Zola insanity-level stories and your run-of-the-mill undergrad double major at a flagship university. And while she lives life with an "I don't give a fuck what you think" approach, I always felt that there was more. And I, being the inquisitive question-solver that I am, wanted to figure it out.


I originally set out to interview Reyna to show people that this young woman wasn't The Unicorn. I set out to showcase that she was more normal than some of her extracurricular activities paint her to be. I additionally wanted to know what made her tick and give her a chance to tell the world how she really feels about her increasing fame--or infamy, depending on how you view her actions. And while the road to this point has been hectic--you can read why elsewhere--the months that I've been in contact with Reyna have shown me that, well, there's more to every story--even the stories that are presented for the world to divulge. As clichéd as it may sound, the cover only tells some of the story of Reyna.

The video below is the re-upload of our original November 2015 interview, back by request.


In speaking with Reyna about why she hustles the way she does and why she decided to let people into her private moments en masse, it would seem that it's part-sexual revolution, part-financial independence. She makes it known ad nauseum that she's not a porn star or anything of that ilk. In working with her, she constantly reiterated to "nix the softcore porn aspect" when referring to what she's done, and rightfully so. While she may enjoy showcasing her assets, she's done so in a way that allows for freedom from the "porn star" moniker outright.

Independence is one of the keys for understanding what makes Reyna tick. In one conversation with her, she informed me that, while people may wish to give her money, she prefers making it on her own, that there's nothing comparable to getting your own money. But, it's not all about the money. It's about trying to control the image that's put out. In some ways, Reyna's learned from the Dr. Dres, Jay Zs and Drakes of the world. If they're not talking about you, that's bad. If they are talking about you, make sure you're controlling what they're talking about. If it, somehow, morphs into something that can't be controlled on your end, lay low, reformulate your strategy, and then go bananas in your revised strategy.


This strategy, over the past few years, has worked and worked wonders. Has it brought a ton of, at times, unwanted attention her way? Yes. Unfortunately, shitty people come with the territory. But, she's managed to work through many of the crapstorms thrown her way. It's for that reason that I, back in 2013, originally shouted her out and commended her for how she was going about this whole thing. Instead of taking the "hoe" label and/or retreating, she's attempted to turn the world and that word on its ear.

Outside of her obvious assets, the college student finds herself enjoying so-called "nerdy" things, such as anime, manga, and, in some ways, trolling followers for reactions. One of my personal favorites involved ramping up the "me girl, me dumb about sportsball" trope and then busting out some obscure knowledge many of her male followers read, slack-jawed. In high school, Reyna, per our phone interview, indicated she was the type that'd walk around with Naruto headbands and the like on. And it's through that embracing, to a degree, of anime nerdishness, mixed in with her knowledge, bluntness, and irreverent humor, that's won her fans and attention throughout social media.

However, the young woman will not fully showcase herself to the world. And, when you really think about it...why should she? You've got to keep something to yourself in this world, even when you give a lot. But, it's my hope that, through this piece and its accompanying phone interview, you'll get to hear, from Reyna's mouth, what's the real behind some of what makes Reyna, Reyna. All I've gotta say is "you can't trust everything the bigger sites are saying."

For more on Reyna, check out her new-and-improved site, QueenofNudes.com

Will the Warriors Hit 73?

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Since there can't be enough Warriors pieces, let's throw my hat into the ring again with a quickie because clickbait makes the world go 'round, amirite? However, stick with me. I'm not just going to parrot off some rando-ass ESPN talking head. That's not my style.

The Golden State Warriors, in the final game of the season, are set to face the Memphis Grizzlies and go on to claim the regular season record for most wins in a season. But, will it happen? Will Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors fulfill their destiny? Will the Grizzlies just become a footnote in history after having a solid regular season? Will they set another record this year to go along with their insane amount of three-pointers made? Can we just skip Wednesday's game, watch some Empire, SVU, Underground and/or Broad City (all excellent choices, by the way), knowing that, by not watching, we're avoiding an inevitable event?


Seriously, though...the Warriors, in the previous matchups against Memphis, have either eked out a win or thoroughly fucked their shit up. With Memphis playing the Clippers tonight and Golden State tomorrow, it's all but assured that Golden State's going to walk away with this one. I like Memphis, and Vince Carter deserves one last hurrah. But, unless he gets cut by Memphis and signed by Golden State in a little under 36 hours, it ain't happening on Wednesday.

Photo Note: From 2009.

Now, the fun part. How many points could Golden State win by? I feel that the answer to that question is simple. When you're playing with a team with Steph Curry and company, it's almost assured that you're going to win. When it comes to how much...the answer is: as many points as they damn well please.


I'm not counting out the Grizzlies, but...I'm kind of counting out the Grizzlies. So, if you're looking for some competitive ball tomorrow, remember this. While the Warriors barely won against Memphis last week, they lost to the Spurs earlier in the season...then beat them back-to-back the last two games they'd squared up. Good luck, Grizz. You're gonna need it.

Hooray for Diversity: Speed on the Beat's Comedy Picks

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It isn't that often you come across a show that's uproariously hilarious and unapologetically biting with its social commentary at the same damn time. Often, you have to get one or the other. Either that or you get a show with hilarious bits but wavering social commentary. Enter this new generation of TV. Instead of these double-headed beasts of awesome being as rare as Chris not getting beat down (physically and/or psychologically) on Everybody Hates Chris, these shows are popping up more and more, potentially in a response to people not being afraid to be bold with their "real talk." Let it be known I love people and love all people being represented in media. However, this piece is dedicated to shows that aren't just about your average cis white male.

For instance, we've got a show on a mainstream network like black-ish that's hilarious and, I'll just go ahead and say it, unapologetically Black.


In a recent episode, "Hope," that could've gone "very special episode" very quickly, creator Kenya Barris tackled police brutality and the idea of Black lives mattering (and not straight-up advocating for BLM) while still working in jokes about Chipotle and take-out. This was an episode that brought up something that usually is regulated to jokes on "Black Twitter," the fear some minorities (specifically Black people) felt when Barack Obama stepped out of his car for his Inauguration.

As a twenty-year-old in College Park, I felt that fear. I'm not a full-on "Obamanoid" or whatever, not by the furthest stretch of the imagination. But, even I felt a fear that our first Black president would get assassinated and any hope of progress and "progressivism" we, as a society, we had would be taken out right along with him. The strength of this episode lied in its realness, both its realistic dialogue about the situation and its lack of fear to talk about these "sensitive" topics on a broadcast TV sitcom.

On Hulu and Netflix, we've got shows such as The Mindy Project and Master of None, respectively. Mindy, a revived-from-Fox series, essentially, serves as a deconstruction of the rom-com genre. The Mindy Kaling-helmed series has tackled topics such as sexual consent between partners ("It Slipped") to the possible dissolution of a relationship due to archaic, slightly misogynistic beliefs (most of the fourth season thus far). Hell, Mindy herself is a young woman who wants to have fun, be a wife/mother, and still have a job. It's some pretty dope-ass shit, to say the least.

While there's always that "ooh, Mindy only has dated mostly blond, chiseled-from-stone white guys" thing floating around, I feel even that choice is more a parody of the romantic comedy tropes (especially since, ya know, Danny isn't exactly blond or Chris Hemsworth). I've championed The Mindy Project since its inception because Mindy Kaling is a boss. But, on top of that, the show is hilarious and not afraid to (ugh) "go there" to get its message across. However, it does so in a way that isn't exactly outright off-putting.


Master of None, an Aziz Ansari vehicle, does a lot of things well.


But, for me, one of the biggest is that its lead, like Mindy is a man who, while he accepts his background, isn't fully defined by it. Often, when we see Indian-Americans and other Asian-Americans on TV, we see them as unsexy nerds who are nothing more than fish out of water. Master of None showcases Ansari's character as Indian to the core, but more than the stereotypes we've seen from other series. Same thing goes for, to a lesser extent, shows such as Fresh Off the Boat (please, guys. Note that I said "to a lesser extent." A lot about Fresh ends up going back to those old stereotypes, even if it's usually to subvert them).

On ABC (again), you've also got The Real O'Neals.


It's not a perfect series. However, very loosely based on the life of columnist Dan Savage, it takes the ball Modern Family started rolling and continues it in a different setting. Main character Kenny is a teenager in a traditionally Catholic family who, in the pilot, comes out to his family. His brother struggles with "manorexia," his sister's possibly an atheist, and his folks are getting a divorce.

It's funny because it's outlandish. One episode sees the O'Neal men on a camping trip where, I shit you not, Kenny knowingly pulls out a bunch of gay stereotypes. This is in order to get his brother out of the trip because...the brother wants to quit wrestling by any means necessary. This, of course, backfires since their father is all "I don't care if you're gay." The resulting "tender moment" at the end, it's actually pretty sweet.

But, underneath the "well damn!" events the series throws at you, you're left with a family that, while it doesn't fully grasp what "being gay" means (I can only speak but so far to that as a straight male) or what separated means, they still love each other. I've seen a lot of series where coming out's played up for dramatic flair and the implications coming out has on the straight members of the family. With The Real O'Neals, we get to see more of the anxiety and evolution of Kenny versus trying to see the events of the show just through a straight character's eyes. Again, the series, especially with its depiction of Irish Catholics, isn't perfect. However, it works.

Finally, and I just got introduced to this series. But, I'm singing its praises to high heaven after binging it over the past couple weeks. Broad City. If you haven't seen it, you're missing way the fuck out. If you haven't seen any of the shows I've mentioned, I feel you're missing out, but yeah. Originally conceived as a pseudo-web series, the series deals with two twenty-somethings navigating life in New York City.


"Oh, Speed. It sounds like Friends or Girls or a young Sex in the City." WRONG! And here's why and here's where things get interesting. While it acknowledges (and/or gives nods to) those other series, it's definitely unlike anything I've seen. The show is openly and unabashedly feminist without being excluding of "the mens" (it's inclusive as fuck), it's sexually exploratory (before Broad City, I haven't seen a show tackle the idea of pegging before. Also, Ilana as a whole. If you watch, you know exactly what I'm talking about), and it shows white and non-white people in NYC in non-stereotypical roles, while still confronting stereotypes by the boatload. You'd think that, in the 2010s, that wouldn't be a moment that's warranting of a "YAY," but you'd be surprised.


Hannibal Burress' Lincoln is possibly one of my favorite characters on TV right now.


He feels real (all the characters in BC feel real, by the way) and is a successful Black man. I mean, really? How many shows do you see, mostly Black-written or otherwise, where you see a successful Black person in a profession that's usually thought of being for older, white dudes? And before you answer that, let me give you a qualifier. The profession isn't one that we've seen a lot of successful Black people in before on TV (so, don't get all Suits rage on me; I love Jessica Pearson as much as the next person). Exactly.

Additionally, it's an incredible show about the power of friendship (along with a lot of other, real-world shit, as you see above). Don't you laugh at me, Yu-Gi-Oh fans. Also, don't laugh at me for knowing/remembering YGO. Fuck you. It was awesome for a split second when I was younger.

But, yeah, the friendship dynamic of Abbi and Ilana is beautiful. If I were an artist (still), I'd probably draw them both running through a field holding hands while having vapes in the other with rainbows and hearts and shit all around. And I'd call it "Alana," in hopes I'm being witty (but deep down, I know I'm not).


Neither friend tries to change the other unwillingly and both just want the best for each other. Plus, without their dynamic, I would've never found out about the series. I mean, I decided to finally watch it off the strength of a The People's Couch review of the season three premiere. Their "We're both The Odd Couple. Deal with it" presence is just fucking...beautiful.

So, in closing, if you want diversity in your TV comedies, there's a shitload out there. You've got to know where to look. This isn't a definitive list. But, I highlighted some of the best out right now.

PA Vol. 38: Stop Being Fake Offended Over Everything and More

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We're back.



For many volumes, Drizzle Sez and I (with the occasional Gingawd and/or True God appearance) have given you the real so raw, some of you may've gotten pregnant from it. So, for "season" two of PA, we're hitting harder and better than before. PA, short of Profound Assholes, is a series on SpeedontheBeat.com where (usually) Drizzle Sez and I talk some hot-button issues and give our two cents. Reader discretion is advised, as these raw discussions can veer into the NSFW category...but you already knew that. If we get you to think about things, even if we pissed you off, we did our jobs. 

Today, we're talking getting offended, black lives, and a slew of shit. And, it's all because of "that BuzzFeed video."


Speed: So...BuzzFeed dropped "27 Questions Black People Have For Black People." Shit was, for me, kind of dumb and tried too hard to be "funny" and/or thought-provoking.

Drizzle: Well, I don't really think it was meant to be "funny." I took it at face value. These are questions some Blacks ask other Blacks. I didn't find it offensive.

Speed: I kind of have mixed feelings. I didn't really find it "offensive" as much as I did "kind of stupid." But, look at the Twitters!

Drizzle: Oh, calm down! The rage here is fabricated. If Deray made this, half of Black Twitter would probably repost it and call it "deep conversation."

Speed: Like I said, I just saw it more as corny more than anything. If Deray or Netta or Shaun King or TheRoot or someone posted this, I'm sure that some of the people bitching about it would be like...well, probably something like this.


Drizzle: You and these damn Broad City references--

Speed: Then, they'd proceed to pull out their Ankhs and start spouting off faux-enlightened "Hotep" gobbledygook. You'll be up there like Larenz Tate from Love Jones and shit.


But, it's BuzzFeed. So, for some of these people, any legit intent goes right out the fucking window because, you know. It's BuzzFeed. It's memes and GIF images and "Envision 20 Disney Princesses as Gender-Fluid Sex Workers in Bolivia because why-the-fuck-not?" 

Drizzle: Far as I'm concerned, all I saw was Negi asking questions. Some of them seemed more aimed at MSM than, you know, other Black people. Few of them shits, I've heard more from upper-middle class White boys than other Black people.

Speed: Again, good point. But, here's where it gets interesting. The people in the video, they're being torn apart by Black Twitter for, what else, not being "Black enough."


This, of course, brings that whole nasty-ass circle back into play. Like, if you're too "Black," they call you a "thug," a "coon," a "nigger," and so on. They'll say you're too broken to be redeemable and just making the culture look bad. If you're too "White," they'll say you're in the back, sucking Massa off and swallowing racist jizz.

Drizzle: Hypocrisy. 

Speed: You goddamn right it's hypocrisy. But, call "Black Twitter" out on it and you get comments of how you're not "enlightened." It's fucking silly.

Drizzle: Enlighten these nuts. 

Speed: Tell that to the "Hoteps" and 'em, not me.

Drizzle: But, nah. No one--and I mean no fucking one--on a keyboard with the purposes of not making funds from it is gonna tell me how "Black" I am. You know who did? Take a big guess.

Give up? 

Well, the motherfucker who fired me for being "a darky making too much" told me how Black I am. Now, another question. Wanna know who told me how "down with the cause" I am? The cop who broke my foot with his baton when I "fit the description." Last question. Wanna know how much I support my people? 

Ask anyone who's come to my house late at night. Ask anyone who's called me crying. Ask anyone who's called me needing a taxi or a bailout or just a job. I didn't do all that with my fingers. And I didn't get offended by that video.

Speed: Bam. You gotta get from behind the computer and the Twitter and shit and see REAL FUCKING LIFE! Oh, God. I just saw some "magical negro" thinkpieces pop up on the Doctor Strange teaser trailers already.

Drizzle: Ugh, seriously? Anyway, I don't thrust my struggle in anyone's face. Speed, do you know why? I'll tell you. It's because that struggle is the only thing that the entire human race can bond over. We all have struggle. It's all different. It's never the same. And these struggles help shape us. I don't wanna say too much on that side of things because that delves into my latest "Hero Or..." piece. But, people shouldn't be upset at the video. 

Actually, nah. Fuck that. Be upset. But, my struggle is different from yours and just because you're offended, it doesn't mean I am. Make like Android. Be together, not the same.


And about the "magical negro" thinkpieces? We is magic. Stop lettin' white people know. Boom. Done.

Speed: We just solved one "racist" trope. Can we solve all the others while we're at it? I don't know. I get being all pissed and offended. But, it seems these days people are getting overly butthurt for all the wrong reasons. And through this, they're trying to blanket that feeling upon an entire people.

Newsflash, fuckboys. What you're doing is just as bad as White people saying "all Blacks are thugs." You're stereotyping and putting your feels about one person--or, even, one situation--upon an entire people. Nah. Fuck that.

Drizzle: That's one of the questions in the fucking video. Whenever someone demands I adhere to some "Code of Blackness," I can't help but envision ol' fuckboy from The Boondocks.


Speed: "Where are your Capri pants?"

Drizzle: "Where are your poems?"

Speed: Classic episode.

Drizzle: Indeed. But, I ain't finna be offended just because I'm "supposed to be."

Speed: Yep. Lemme be offended when I wanna be offended. If I don't see anything wrong with something, it doesn't mean it's wrong or right for you. It just means something simple. I'm focusing my anger on something else that deserves my anger in my eyes.

Drizzle: But, there's more. People are so busy being "offended," they're missing the real outrage from the video. The real outrage is simple. It's true. Why do we say "pretty for a dark-skinned girl?" What the Hell is "good hair?" Why ain't I "black enough?"

Speed: So, it's almost on that Boondocks level of "offended." It's calling folks out. And, because they're embarrassed over it..they're getting fake angry to hide it.

Drizzle: Eh...I wouldn't go that far. But, shit! Address the issues! The real ones! Calling for BuzzFeed employees to resign ain't gonna fix the problem!

Speed: Resign, though? The fuck that gonna do?

Drizzle: Give 'em a warm and fuzzy?

Speed: So, in other words, abso-fucking-lutely nothing. Except, you know, a circlejerk of egos. 

Drizzle: No. It'll give keyboard bangers a reason to think they matter.

Speed: #KeyboardBangersMatter and shit?

Drizzle: Indeed. Hell, if the White conspiracy--not the institution, mind you--really exists, they'd fire those motherfuckers and not wait for them to resign. Why? So the Twitter fingers of Today can feel they're making a difference without going to the polls and voting and whatnot.


Speed: But...the conspiracy isn't there. The institution is there and it's a horrible-ass social construct. But, not everything that's out there is designed to destroy and belittle Black people. Don't get me wrong. A lot of it is in a lot of ways. But, not all things. Get the fuck outta here with that fake-deep ass, Shea Butter Twitter-ass, "I'm 'enlightened,' but I'm still out here calling women 'cunt bags' and bitches and calling non-Blacks by derogatory names" logic. Get all the way the fuck outta here.

The world is not set up, at all times, to destroy "Blackness." Besides, there's usually some fundamentalist terrorist group out there making Islam look like the "Devil's Religion" or Donald Trump, who has most of America rallying against him to, you know, distract most of the world from "destroying 'Blackness.'" 

Now, does that mean that there aren't attacks on "Blackness?" Fuck no. It just means that every time someone says "Black people," it isn't always going to be followed by the words "are gonna get destroyed today systematically by social media becoming real life because they're horrible people." Fucking hell, man. They don't want me to start going off and in again.

Actually, nah. I'm gonna let you finish up the rest of this "Hero Or..." post. Let me close this PA out. So, Black people. I love you. I love you all. But, our struggles and offenses aren't always going to be completely similar. As people, each person is going to, by default, have a different struggle. Instead of sectioning each other off by being "offended" by every little thing, let us unify against the real evils.

Getting offended over every little fucking thing isn't conducive to change. In fact, it's detrimental. Shit, the Twitter fingers and whatnot, it's probably going to lead to more division than anything. 

Leave the computer screen sometimes. Go do something in real life, even if it's small, to enact positive chance. And stop getting overly offended all the time over all the small stuff. There's a lot of real-life real shit for you to dedicate that anger and that rage and that energy to. And, for the last time, not everything that's about Black people is meant to destroy us. Stop all the fake raging. Please. Be like Huey Freeman...


...and be less like Dewey Jenkins. Fuck Dewey Jenkins.



Aziz Ansari and Eric Wareheim Get "Famous" in Kanye Fanvideo

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So this is what happens when you take the video editing from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job and apply it to a vacation video disguised as a homemade homage to Kanye's TLOP. Aziz Ansari and Eric Wareheim of Master of None decided to bless us with this funny little fanvideo.

Chisom x Burna Boy: "Soke" (Remix)

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Fresh off the release of his debut EP The Jordan Year, and the RESPECT Mag premiere and Chuck D cosign of lead single "Africa Get Money," Detroit-based rapper/producer Chisom is back to usher in Spring '16. This time, he delivers a suave remix to "Soke" by Nigerian Dancehall star Burna Boy. On the "Soke" Remix, 23-year-old Chisom and Burna Boy trade bars in three languages, as Chisom puts his unique spin on the hit record, switching effortlessly between rapping and singing in Igbo and English (complementing Burna Boy's Yoruba). This is truly international Hip Hop at its finest.

New Visuals: Lil Durk feat. Young Dolph and Young Thug - "Trap House"

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The visuals for Durk's "Trap House" have dropped. Featuring Young Thug and Young Dolph, the hypnotizing track's visuals feature the three pouring up, working, and turning up in, what else, a trap house. Thug's verse, with out-of-the-blue lines like "I'ma nut on her face, I'ma nut on her tits," takes the cake for me. However, the whole track is something you may need if you're out here on this Thursday, struggling to keep your composure.
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